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What kind of money do fishermen make ?               ( "Net Profits")

How do you kiss a pike?                                           ("Very carefully")

Where to fish wash?                                                 ("In a river basin")

Why are fish smater than mice?                       ("they live in schools")

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

" Show me your mussels"

If fish lived on land what country would they live in?

" Well in Finland"

What fish is the most valuable?                       ( " a goldfish")

Why is it so easy to weight fish?                           

(because they have their own scales") 

What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?

('A tune-a fish")

What is the fastest fish in the sea?

(" Go-Carp")

What lives under the sea and carries alot of people?

( " A OCTOBUS") 

That is just a few  fishing jokes we know, but we like to hear your favorite fishing joke, please submit it below in the shout box, with your first name, age, what town or city you live in, and of course your funny joke and the answer.